It’s sad I couldn’t find the large notebook containing a whole lot more shameful fanfics (superior atrium). But these babies will sure be waiting for you this Christmas so get your ass in here! Reading this 34-page Harry Potter and Percy Jackson crossover is just fucking hilarious that the Joe Jonas/Taylor Swift love team shall rise from their graves. Thanks for giving me a head-start in writing stuff. Thanks for introducing me to the cool stuff and leading me the way to awesomeness. Wait, did you just sound like a god?
Bring me to more concerts and the butterbeer shall be on me when we go to the wizarding world.
Happy Birthday Biatch.